i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i think i have two assholes
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
