my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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