You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm sobbing to NWA
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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