I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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