I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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