great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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