yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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