Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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