He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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