I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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