he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
