if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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