i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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