Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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