never play flip cup with pint glasses
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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