Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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