the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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