Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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