Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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