Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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