I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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