Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
