Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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