walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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