I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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