you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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