Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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