Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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