He uses pillows to masturbate.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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