Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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