I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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