alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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