everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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