I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
