I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
