But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
it was like having sex with a tree stump
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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