At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh god the rape fog is back!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sext me about skeletons
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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