I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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