After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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