i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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