Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
