the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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