fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
