I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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