what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You smell like stripper and shame
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
