What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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