is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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