How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I puked a lego.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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