office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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