I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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