We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
