Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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